September 9, 2009

A Random Haiku

I once saw a bird

Tom Selleck has a mustache

The world is at peace

September 2, 2009

Near and dear to my heart

One of The Head’s biggest pet peeves is people acting like entitled douchebags that think the world revolves around them, and everyone else be damned. This is often evident in parking lots where people will park however the fuck they want, disrespecting everyone else in the process.

To that end, take a look at this site, and boil in rage at some of the douchiest parkers of all!

http://lookhowfuckingbadiparked.tumblr.com

August 31, 2009

This is the sort of thing Batman should have done more often…

batslap

August 30, 2009

Random Thought

If Mr. T, Chuck Norris and the Marlborro Man were to star in a movie together as a group of manly men doing manly things, would the net effect of the movie turn straight guys gay and turn gay guys straight?

August 27, 2009

My First Attempt at a Fashion Line

I admit, it’s a little risqué, but I have strategically covered up the naughty bits, don’t worry.

unihead