As part of The Head’s job, he handles customer support issues (the fact that this really isn’t his job will be ignored for the moment, not that he’s bitter or anything…).
The company that The Head works for is the creator of all Family Guy stuff that finds itself on people’s cell phones (ring tones, wallpaper, that sort of thing).
Today, in his inbox, The Head had one of the creepiest customer support emails EVAR!!!
“Peter,
U know udont deserve Lois, right? u are a sack of shit and a waste. Go fuck off and die. I would treat Lois ike the godass (Head: not my spelling kids) she is. U are worthless and suckbitchtits u fatfuck. Iam going to fucking kill u and cut off ur balls. Then Im going to fuck lois 4ever and blow all over her. I fucking hate u, cuz she is hot and u are shit. FUCJ U!”
Dude has some anger issues, spelling problems and not quite the tightest grip on reality. Sometimes I wonder about humanity… Wow.
4 Comments
October 29, 2008 at 9:57 pm
That was awesome, but terrifying (and laugh-out-loud making).
October 29, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Just forget that 70% of the Western world writes and thinks like that or you’ll have a meltdown.
October 30, 2008 at 12:53 am
I really, really, really try not to think about it. I can handle it when people make a typo, but intentionally writing like this? GAH!!! It’s sad that people who don’t speak English as their first language write better than native speakers.
November 3, 2008 at 6:43 am
Wow that is awesome!